Archive for March, 2020
Election Verse
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Humor, satire, Script, Uncategorized, Verse on March 4, 2020
Last night I had the strangest dream
I ever dreamed before
I dreamed that Mike Bloomberg became
The King of American Samoa
I dreamed the Dems’ contenders were
White males with very gray hair
Who both were born under Roosevelt
During the Second World War
I dreamed that Amy Klobuchar
Became first female VP
And sent Mike Pence back to the past
With a fresh battery
I dreamed that Sanders and Warren bought
A house in the blue Nordic air
Where they spent their golden years
Abusing the free health care
I dreamed the last we saw of Trump
Was when his orange wig soared
As he crawled into the chopper
And flew off to Ecuador
Last night I had the strangest dream
I ever dreamed before …
Brian Dan Christensen 