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Election Verse

Last night I had the strangest dream
I ever dreamed before
I dreamed that Mike Bloomberg became
The King of American Samoa

I dreamed the Dems’ contenders were
White males with very gray hair
Who both were born under Roosevelt
During the Second World War

I dreamed that Amy Klobuchar
Became first female VP
And sent Mike Pence back to the past
With a fresh battery

I dreamed that Sanders and Warren bought
A house in the blue Nordic air
Where they spent their golden years
Abusing the free health care

I dreamed the last we saw of Trump
Was when his orange wig soared
As he crawled into the chopper
And flew off to Ecuador

Last night I had the strangest dream
I ever dreamed before …

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