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Elements of Style
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Humor, literature, Poetry, Prose, Uncategorized, Verse on July 21, 2015
I don’t use emoticons
Or exclamation marks
And I don’t capitalize words
To make them brawl and bark
I use italics sparingly
Like fish sauce or Danish Blue
Lest my paragraphs become
Potpourris or cheese fondue.
Language is like music
With precision, grace and mojo
Exaggeration makes the world
Pocket-sized and so-so
From Shakespeare to Updike
They never needed an air hammer
The real power-tool for the job
Is a little thing called grammar.
Prayer
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Humor, literature, Poetry, Uncategorized, Verse on June 10, 2015
I pray, dear Lord,
To draft and scribble
Until the day You say, “Quit!”
And summon me to
The main library halls
To reassess my writ
Oh, let my work
(Wherein I praise Your creation)
Find grace when your angels read it
And let not St. Peter
That grouchy librarian
Stamp it A WASTE OF SQUID
Twelve Bar Blues
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Music, Poetry, Uncategorized on February 6, 2015
Feed the cat
Feed the birds
Glance at poem
Change a word
Boil some water
Grind some beans
Brush your teeth
By all means
Turn the dial
Morning news
Lover’s kiss
Twelve bar blues
Hobo’s Lullaby
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Folk music, Music, Uncategorized on November 29, 2014
Thanksgiving Limerick
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Humor, Poetry, Uncategorized on November 27, 2014
The Europeans followed Hernán Cortés
And made a new world of freedom and show biz
Oh, that sweet American thing
Where thanks we give and bring
And remind turkeys of La Révolution Française
Made by Human Hand
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Poetry, Uncategorized on September 2, 2014
Open doors distract me
Closed doors confine
It’s hard to find a door
That I don’t seem to mind
I like the simplicity
Of these ancient quarters
Walls white as snow
Floors dark as water
Revolutions take all colors
Even hurricanes have names
Dictators claim the benefit of doubt
But their dead are still the same
Searching the stars above
Led to only earthly treasures
So I read my King James Bible
For its smell of burgundy leather
It takes such limpid rhymes
Regret comes second-hand
Man’s search for tangible beauty
For things not made by human hand
Sonnet 1
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Poetry, Uncategorized on June 25, 2014
The Great Molasses Flood of 1919
Killed twenty-one men and a closet queen
It was ten years before the stock market crash
But stuck in molasses, you don’t think about cash
Horses were trapped in the sticky mess
And very nice people shot them to death
Even the elevated train was destroyed
What a let-down for Sigmund Freud!
The tank was filled just to spite Prohibition
The country, like the booze, was in bad condition
It’s amazing what a population will entertain
To keep their supply of fermented grain
But the lesson to be learned is that tacky goo
Should be in kept in small jars labeled “George W”
Sonnet 2
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Poetry, Uncategorized on June 25, 2014
It’s a blind date, and they say lovers don’t eat
But I buy crustaceans and bake bread, whole wheat
I cook a stew in this huge oven of mine
While you’re on your way, taking your time
And then I see your face—you’re a vegetarian!
So I whip up a feast quite unbarbarian
Made of the choiciest organic ingredients
Just to show I adhere to experiments
I may not be the man of your dreams
But I know how to sizzle ‘em Boston baked beans
I may not be tall and handsome enough
But I serve Champagne Pierre Leboeuf
And if this night doesn’t end as I planned
At least I’ll have won your digestive gland