Archive for category Poetry
Efterårsdigt / Fall Poem
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Autumn, blessed, fall, literature, Poem, Poetry, time, Uncategorized, Verse on November 3, 2019
(bilingual)
It’s like snow
The way the leaves are falling
It’s like fog
The way the crows are calling
It’s like time
The way the light is burning
It’s like thanks
The way the heart is humming
Det er ligesom sne
den måde bladene falder
Det er ligesom tåge
den måde kragerne kalder
Det er ligesom dug
den måde tiden svinder
Det er ligesom tak
den måde hjertet nynner
A Prairie Home Companion Cruise, 2017
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Humor, limerick, literature, New York, Poem, Poetry, satire, Uncategorized on June 24, 2017
A not-so young comedian of New York
On a cruise of not-so Norwegian ports
Made half the guests smile
The rest he bribed
To laugh and pee in their shorts.
(With thanks!)
Fireplace Concert in New York City
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Cohen, country music, Folk music, Leonard, literature, Music, New York, Poetry, Uncategorized, Verse on February 5, 2017
Sunday, February 5:
I will be playing a set of original songs at the L.I.C. Bar in Long Island City, Queens.
The show starts at 5 pm with Pete Lanctot & Ginger Dolden.
I will be on at 6 pm, followed by Maya Sharpe at 7 pm.
Come and be warm by the fire and hear some tunes
Nobel Limerick
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Humor, limerick, literature, Nobel prize, Poem, Poetry, satire, Uncategorized, Verse on October 4, 2016
Honorable Nobel Committee
When you award me for being witty
Don’t share the prize
With three other guys
Or my mother will say, What a pity!
Let There Be Light Verse
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Humor, literature, Poem, Poetry, satire, Uncategorized, Verse on May 4, 2016
When facts are scorned
And lies prevail
It’s Hell on Earth
And Heaven in Hell
For common sense
Is quite amiss
Where ignorance is
No longer bliss
We need now, people
More than ever
The blueprints for
The Tower of Babel
To build it high
And let those climb
Who poison the minds
With guile and slime
Good riddance, we chant,
Now truth shall blossom
And let there be light
It’s totally awesome
Elements of Style
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Humor, literature, Poetry, Prose, Uncategorized, Verse on July 21, 2015
I don’t use emoticons
Or exclamation marks
And I don’t capitalize words
To make them brawl and bark
I use italics sparingly
Like fish sauce or Danish Blue
Lest my paragraphs become
Potpourris or cheese fondue.
Language is like music
With precision, grace and mojo
Exaggeration makes the world
Pocket-sized and so-so
From Shakespeare to Updike
They never needed an air hammer
The real power-tool for the job
Is a little thing called grammar.
Prayer
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Humor, literature, Poetry, Uncategorized, Verse on June 10, 2015
I pray, dear Lord,
To draft and scribble
Until the day You say, “Quit!”
And summon me to
The main library halls
To reassess my writ
Oh, let my work
(Wherein I praise Your creation)
Find grace when your angels read it
And let not St. Peter
That grouchy librarian
Stamp it A WASTE OF SQUID
Small Poem Filled With Hope, Rain and Biblical References
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Humor, literature, Poetry on April 20, 2015
In New York
It’s raining
Cats and dogs
But it could be
Exodus 8
And frogs.
Limerick of Grass
Posted by Brian Dan Christensen in Humor, Poetry, satire on April 13, 2015
There was a writer named Günter Grass
Who knew all about der, die und das
His ethics and morals
Won prices and laurels
As he spent a lifetime rewriting his past.